The recent Presidential election nonwithstanding, with the promise of hope for change it brings, many people this year are still nervous about the economy and wondering if we’re truly in a recession. This year it’ s all about the in-store savings, the doorbusters, and the early bird specials. Saving money is the key…
For your enjoyment, here are some of our favorite shopping quotations for Black Friday and the entire Holiday Shopping season:
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping. -Bo Derek
‘I love to go shopping. I love to freak out salespeople. They ask me if they can help me, and I say, ‘Have you got anything I’d like?’ Then they ask me what size I need, and I say, ‘Extra medium.’ -Steven Wright
‘Wretched excess is an unfortunate human trait that turns a perfectly good idea such as Christmas into a frenzy of last-minute shopping - or attaches the name of St. Patrick to the day of the year that bartenders fear most.’ -Jon Anderson
Here’s a great shopping tip: You can get shoes for 3 dollars at the bowling alley. -Anon
I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. -Tammy Faye Bakker
‘[The customers] had a tendency to stop shopping when the baskets became too full or too heavy.’ -Sylvan Goldman
If men liked shopping, they’d call it research. -Cynthia Nelms
George Washington had a vision for this country. Was it three days of uninterrupted shopping? -John Melvoin
A bargain is something you can’t use at a price you can’t resist. -Franklin Jones
We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. -Henny Youngman
People will buy anything that is one to a customer. -Sinclair Lewis
Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice. -Dave Barry
Oh, for the good old days when people would stop Christmas shopping when they ran out of money. -Anon
Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination. -Oscar Wilde
You can’t have everything… where would you put it? -Steven Wright
:o) Happy Holidays!
